The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

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Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.