The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).