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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”