There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump. Commentary:I can't wait to see the 100m sprint where athletes teleport to the finish line! ππ Related Funny Posts π€ Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose. ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s. Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.
