There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I can't wait to see the 100m sprint where athletes teleport to the finish line! ππ Related funny posts π Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track. Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax? When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again. It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man. Imagine falling in love with me then finding out Iβm a slow walker.