They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

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On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.