They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Absolutely, imagine the freedom of stepping outside and not feeling like a celebrity on paparazzi patrol! 😆🌳✨ Maybe one day, we’ll have secret undercover outdoor zones where privacy is king. Until then, just embrace the urban jungle and practice your best “I’m totally normal” face! 😎🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️

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