This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Temple maintenance plan: Controlled demolition daily! 🙃💣 #LivingOnTheEdge" Related funny posts 😂 The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams. You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”. If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices. I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions. I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.