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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pi…

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pi…

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Cooking skills so advanced, I'm now a certified smoke signaler 🍕🔥😆

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged burn, decide, decision, decision making, dinner, food, humor, i, making, meal, meal planning, order, pizza, planning, procrastination, trying on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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