Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Cooking skills so advanced, I'm now a certified smoke signaler 🍕🔥😆 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight. I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”. It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!