Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.