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Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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296 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,565

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Jan 11, 2026

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

Spotted on Twitch:

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

Seen just now on X:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Spotted on Telegram:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

Breaking via Pinterest:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

Going viral on Threads:

At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

2 months ago

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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43 shares on Telegram this month:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

90 shares on Discord this month:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

52 shares on Threads this month:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

75 shares on X this month:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

81 shares on X this month:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

Going bananas on WeChat:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Making waves on Slack:

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

Live now on Pinterest:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Just landed via Discord:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Just landed via YouTube:

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

Just shared via Instagram:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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