Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it. Commentary:Guess my tweets are now considered "professional development" material 😂📈 #HRGoals Related Funny Posts 🤝 My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point. I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say. Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one. Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?