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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.