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Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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Breaking via Slack:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Going bananas on TikTok:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Just shared via TikTok:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Just landed via Threads:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Making waves on Messenger:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”

Just landed via Messenger:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

66 shares on Threads this month:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

56 shares on Discord this month:

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

Breaking via YouTube:

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Just landed via Pinterest:

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Just landed via Telegram:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Going viral on Slack:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Happy new fear!

Trending via Snapchat:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Making waves on Twitch:

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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