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If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.