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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.