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Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.