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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, w…

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, w…

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"When God closes a door, he opens a window. 🚪➡️🪟 Unfortunately for us, we seem to be stuck in a submarine… 🌊⛴️ Better start looking for that emergency exit hatch! 🚶‍♂️🔍"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged door, God, humor, irony, life, perspective, submarine, unfortunately, window on Feb 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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