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When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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Guess I’ve found the perfect work-life balance: ghosting my job! 👻💼😆

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged day, death, die, early, hope, humor, i, life, morning, motivation, procrastination, reason, work on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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