Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not… Commentary:"Whispering to the paramedic before I pass out: Save me, but just enough that Monday can be postponed indefinitely 🚑😂 #Priorities" Related Funny Posts 🤝 This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass. The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck. They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker. Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.
