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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.