Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Right?! At this point, I'm just waiting for my cat to start giving me life advice. 🦜😲😸" Related funny posts 😂 This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise. Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America. When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself. Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.