Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce? Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I’ll just flip a coin before tying the knot 🤔💍😂 Related funny posts 😂 I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis. Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here. Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me. I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.