Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce? Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Guess I’ll just flip a coin before tying the knot 🤔💍😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married. After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak. Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore. Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married. Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out. You don’t scare me, I was married once. I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.