Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists? Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wine: the only currency my mouth accepts π·πΈπ Related funny posts π Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it. When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle. Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass. A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now. Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they donβt stop coming.