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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.