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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in th…

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in th…

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"When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attraction, confidence, dating, desire, flirtation, humor, i, interest, keep, knees, me, mine, nonchalant, ones, romantic, romantic interest, self-assurance, want on May 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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