Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking. Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking. Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong. If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar. Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.