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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.