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The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.