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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Witty quote about personal danger, humorously comparing being chased by a dog to the speaker.

Commentary:
Looks like the only thing faster than a dog sprinting after you is my sarcasm chasing after your bad jokes! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚ But hey, at least my chasing skills wonโ€™t leave you panting… unless it's from laughing too hard! ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŽ‰


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