You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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Looks like the only thing faster than a dog sprinting after you is my sarcasm chasing after your bad jokes! 🐕🔥😂 But hey, at least my chasing skills won’t leave you panting… unless it’s from laughing too hard! 😄🎉

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