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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.