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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

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(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

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Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

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Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Live now on Instagram:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

Live now on YouTube:

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

56 shares on Threads this month:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

97 shares on Messenger this month:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

41 shares on Discord this month:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

61 shares on Slack this month:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

32 shares on Discord this month:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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The goal is to make your therapist cry.

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Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

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Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Spotted on Telegram:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

Just landed via Telegram:

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Keep the laugh going 😂

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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