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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

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You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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Looks like I've leveled up to boss mode! When did life become an extreme sport? 🏋️‍♂️💪🤣



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