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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

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Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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The world started without permission again.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

21 shares on Slack this month:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

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No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

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The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

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Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

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Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

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I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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