Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week. Commentary:Guess being exposed to fluorescent lighting for 40 hours a week really warms up the workplace, huh? 🔥🏢😅 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play. Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past! “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it. Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you. On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.