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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

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Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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In banana years, I am bread.

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

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Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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