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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.