My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”