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A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Commentary:
Beans love a cozy nap! 🌯😴

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bag, bean, beans, burrito, food, food humor, food metaphor, funny food, humor, joke, just, metaphor, mexican, Mexican food, sleeping, snack on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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