After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like Santa's switching to a forehead-only delivery service this year! π πΈπ Related funny posts π Yβall liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss. Glory hole but for forehead kisses. Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss. If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead. Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).