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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.