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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.