And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already. Posted onFeb 3, 2026Feb 24, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Growing older: gaining wisdom points but with a high chance of memory wipe! π§ β¨π Related funny posts π The only thing I gained so far this year is weight. Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me). The nice thing about getting older is that you donβt even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes. Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted. I find as I get older itβs the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.