Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.