At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Rise and shine… or should I say ‘flush and dash’? 😂🚽☀️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave. I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for. At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks. I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.