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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.