Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions. Commentary:Just when you thought 2023 couldn't get crazier, 2024's terms and conditions are still downloading… 🤔📜⏳ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read. I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”. Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year. I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to. “I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.