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Mar 23, 2026

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Witty quote about marriage highlighting the importance of chewing sounds in a humorous way.

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Chew-s wisely! Your lifetime soundtrack shouldn't sound like an orchestra of potato chips 🍟🎧😄

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