Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, βDid I take this already?β Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:π΅οΈββοΈπ Current level of adulthood: Staring contest with my pill bottle! Related funny posts π I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down. You donβt need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, Iβll get the message. So a baby crawls across the floor to itβs bottle and itβs cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention? I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses. My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.