Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, โDid I take this already?โ Commentary:๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ Current level of adulthood: Staring contest with my pill bottle! Related Funny Quotes ๐ค I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting. Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day. I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.