Changing my relationship status from โ€œSingleโ€ to โ€œI give up.โ€

Changing my relationship status from โ€œSingleโ€ to โ€œI give up.โ€
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“Finally committing to a lifelong relationship… with my couch! 🛋️💔😂 #LoveAtFirstSit”

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