Changing my relationship status from βSingleβ to βI give up.β Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Finally committing to a lifelong relationship… with my couch! ποΈππ #LoveAtFirstSit" Related Funny Quotes π€ Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him. Relationship status: he escaped. Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.