Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.