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Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

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Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

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Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

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At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

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I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

36 shares on Discord this month:

I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

92 shares on Slack this month:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

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Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

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Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

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My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

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