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Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

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Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

16 shares on Threads this month:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

95 shares on Threads this month:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

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Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Spotted on Messenger:

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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