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  • Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.
  • Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”
  • Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.
  • When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.