DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.