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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

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I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

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Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

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I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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