DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Swiping through those DMs feels like a trip to the lost and found 🤷♀️🤦♂️ Maybe they need a 'User Manual for Understanding Awesome Women' 😆📖 #LostInTranslation" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift. The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing. I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi. Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”