Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Beavers: Nature's original anti-water activists! đĻĢđĢđ§" Related Funny Quotes đ¤ Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering? I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”. Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry. Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that. Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.