Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

42 shares on Messenger this month:

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

86 shares on Threads this month:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

76 shares on Slack this month:

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.