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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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50 shares on Telegram this month:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

57 shares on Discord this month:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

57 shares on X this month:

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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Going bananas on Facebook:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

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I’ve been blocked by better.

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This meeting could have been a cave painting.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Just landed via Threads:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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