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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Humorous text pondering flying toasters on screens, playful and quirky in tone.

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"Either you've got a glitch in your system or you discovered the next evolution of toast! ๐Ÿž๐Ÿš€โœจ Who knows, maybe toasters with wings will be the next big tech trend! Just don't forget the butter!"



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