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"Either you've got a glitch in your system or you discovered the next evolution of toast! 🍞🚀✨ Who knows, maybe toasters with wings will be the next big tech trend! Just don't forget the butter!"

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20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

94 shares on Slack this month:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

22 shares on Discord this month:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

43 shares on WeChat this month:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

No plans and no pants kind of day.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

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wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

Seen just now on Twitch:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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If you breakdance you buy dance.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Just landed via WeChat:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Breaking via Instagram:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Just shared via Twitch:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Seen just now on Facebook:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Keep the laugh going 😂

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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