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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

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Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?