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44 shares on Facebook this month:

I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

95 shares on Threads this month:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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The world started without permission again.

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I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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Trending via Messenger:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Shared recently on Telegram:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Just landed via Slack:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

Just shared via Reddit:

Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Spotted on Instagram:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Making waves on Messenger:

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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