Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents. Posted onJan 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:😂🍿 "I'm just here for the free dinner theater performance in the kitchen!" 🍝🎭 Related funny posts 😂 My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life. Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion. Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.