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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

What happened to the art of just liking one person?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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Going viral on WeChat:

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

Live now on WeChat:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

God saw you do that.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Just landed via Discord:

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Live now on Slack:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Seen just now on YouTube:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

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98 shares on TikTok this month:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

98 shares on WeChat this month:

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

25 shares on Facebook this month:

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

58 shares on Threads this month:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

The void screams into me.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

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Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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