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91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

17 shares on WeChat this month:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

63 shares on Facebook this month:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

34 shares on Threads this month:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

43 shares on Discord this month:

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Trending via Snapchat:

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

Live now on Pinterest:

Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

Just landed via Twitch:

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Going bananas on YouTube:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Making waves on X:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Trending via Slack:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Making waves on WeChat:

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

(flirting) You’ll be the death of me.

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

(flirting) You’ll be the death of me.

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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