Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.
  • Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.
  • If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?
  • Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.
  • “Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”
  • I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.