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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

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Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

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I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

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Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

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Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

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I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

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