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39 shares on YouTube this month:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

48 shares on Telegram this month:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

28 shares on Threads this month:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Broadcasted on Discord:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Just landed via Messenger:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Keep the laugh going 😂

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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