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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

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Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.